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#2: Can I still stan Choi San while stanning Mork?
Yes, of course you can! What an excellent question. As a jopper, it is your responsibility to balance your jopping-related and non-jopping-related activities. It is perfectly fine, and preferred, to stan other idols in addition to the fabulous Morkly. Also, Choi San is one damn fine man.
#3: Not a question but I truly admire u guys for taking the time and putting in ur blood, sweat and tears [not an army, only a solid certified stan of Naevis ;) ]. You guys are the best. To conclude, to sum up, I take immense privilege in 'preaching' you about the Morkly verse for a better life: uh you think ๐ you big boy ๐จโ๐ฆฒ throwing ๐ฅ three 3๏ธโฃ stacks Imma show ๐ฅ you how ๐ข to ball ๐ฑ you a mismatch ๐๐ป. Opionated๐ฅ but iโm always โ spitting straight โ facts. Throw back ๐ imma throw this on an 8 8๏ธโฃ trackโก
Why thank you! I hope that we can mutually encourage each other to keep up the good jopping. Thank you for such positive feedback, fellow jopper!
#4: Can i cum in the joppussy๐
what
#5: can you be a jopper and still feel like cinderella naega byeonhae?
Of course you can. Believe it or not, Yeonjun's world-renowned Cat and Dog verse goes hand-in-hand with Morkly's fabulous rap in jopping. They are encouraged to exist harmoniously together.
#6: How can I enlighten my friends and convert them to become Joppers just like me?
What a lovely question! In professional jopping terminology, this is often referred to as spreading The Joy of the Jop. For specifics, I would recommend Week 5 in the Jopping 101 course. A short answer would be listening to Morkly's verse with your friends, being a dedicated big boi, teaching them to throw three stacks (if they happen to be mismatches), and answering any questions about jopping that they may have. Good luck, fellow jopper!
#7: How might an experienced Jopper go about improving their technique?
As an accomplished jopper, I trust that you have defined and discovered your very own jopping style. In terms of improving your jopping skill, I would suggest diving deeper into the history, doctrine, ideology, and philosophy behind The Jop. Best of luck to you and your advanced jopping journey.
(Side note: Professor of Jopping here - how would everyone feel about an advanced jopping course? It would be taught in real time both on this site and on r/kpoopheads. I've been thinking about doing a sequel class to Jopping 101, so let me know in the "Contact Us" section if y'all would like that!)
#8: i want to seggs morkly ๐ฉ but how ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
In this jopping household, we give our highest respect to King Morkly. May Nรฆvis have mercy on your soul for the utmost disrespect you have shown today for the pure and revered name of our great Mork.
#9: How do i fit Jopping in my daily life? Ive been busy lately and dont have time to jop sadly๐
This is an issue I see a lot, especially with intermediate-to-advanced joppers. Once jopping becomes an integral part of your daily life (as it should), it can become a struggle to balance it with responsibilities. Practically, I would suggest listening to Jopping whenever you can. For me personally, I jop as soon as I wake up, and then throughout the day as I find time. Also, feel free to fill in time spent doing other tasks with recitation of the magnificent big boi verse. Hope this helps!
#10: I am a new jopper, please tell me how to improve!
First of all, welcome to a wonderful lifestyle of jopping! If you are unaware, jopping is the captivating process that occurs when an individual jumps and pops simultaneously. However, it's also much more than that, and is best understood as a superior state of existence. As for jopping improvement, I would highly recommend the full 5-week jopping course found under the "Jopping 101" tab. It contains slides, homework, and a final exam. If you have further questions, feel free to contact us through the "Contact" page!
#11: Can the jopping 101 final exam be curved?
Exams are being manually graded as we speak! The scores look worse than they are because I, the Professor, have to grade the paragraph sections myself. It usually takes around 1-2 days for grades to be individually finalized. I'm not sure if students are able to view their grades (since the form is anonymous), but if you happen to remember the date/time you took your exam, I'll happily let you know your final grade!
#12: if we flipping and popping we ________?
flopping jopping. We only jop here
#13: How many jops is a mork lee?
Morkly = infinite jops
#14: How do I sell my soul to the art of Jopping and Morkly? ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
My good friend, I personally would not recommend exchanging your soul for the sake of The Jop. However, I would very highly recommend a lifetime of dedicated jopping instead.
#15: Why is Morkly the chosen one chingoo๐ค? And why not Toemint, Mucus, Bratz doll, 5+5, TY track or Cotton Candy oppars๐??ย
Morkly is the chosen jopper for one simple reason: uh you think ๐ you big boy ๐จโ๐ฆฒ throwing ๐ฅ three 3๏ธโฃ stacks imma show ๐ฅ you how ๐ข to ball ๐ฑ you a mismatch ๐๐ป. opinionated๐ฅ but iโm always โ spitting straight โ facts. throw back ๐ i might throw this on an 8 8๏ธโฃ trackโก
#16: if i'm jobless and flopping does that mean i'm jopping
"Jopping can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to jop on the jop." Yes of course, even joppers who are lost can find the joy to jump and pop.
#17: my baby ๐ถ๐ถ says ๐จ she ๐๐ธ wanna dance ๐บ๐ฒ with ๐ ghost, ๐ป she ๐ธ wants โโ to leave me โ๐คฐ uh
my ๐ฅ๐งโ๐ผ baby ๐ผ say she wanna dance๐๐ ๐ฉฐ with ghost ๐ป she wants to leave ๐๐ me ah
#18: "I be walking with the cheese, that's that queso", do you agree?
What a truly groundbreaking statement! Of course I agree.
#19: How can I stan Jimin and jop simultaneously?
Yet another wonderfully exquisite question. Personally, I would say the first step is visiting stanjimin.com, our sister website! And always remember chingoose, stanning your favorite oppars is nearly as important as The Jop itself.
#20: professor do u still stan look ass?
For fear of getting attacked by rabid lookass stans I will refrain from comment on this subject. But to answer your question no
#21: Can you walk with the queso while jopping?
Yes 100%, in fact I would encourage it.
#22: who would win in a fist-fight, morkly or naevis?
That's a difficult question; pitting the supreme jopping king against the reigning queen of Kwangya would definitely make for an interesting duel. However, it is arguably irrelevant, since Nรฆvis and Morkly vibe together through The Joy of the Jop.
#23: If I see a big boy throwing three stacks, how should I respond?
Approach the jopper carefully. If the big boi isn't too spooked, proceed with caution, and lightly show them how to ball (only if they are a mismatch).
#24: What is the relationship between morkly and naevis unnie? Are they both our guiding light? Also send help, black mamba tied me up and I cant jop no more
As hinted in question #22, Morkly and Nรฆvis rule Kwangya (and the universe) side by side in harmony. They are indeed both our guides through the art of jopping. As for the black mamba issue, I would recommend jopping mentally and praying to Morkly for help and assistance.
#25: Is black mamba using the darkhold to spy on NCT zuckerberg subunit?
pardon
#26: How to jop effectively to seduce Naevis?
sir this is a family friendly website
#27: do it fart ?
that is subjective
#28: my family is jopphobic, how do i practice joppism while keeping it a secret
First of all, I'm so sorry to hear that. I hope that your family soon comes around to the Joy of the Jop. Personally, I'd recommend just trying your best to jop when you can - however, our lord Morkly is infinitely kind and forgiving, so don't worry about it too much.
#29: Is God Jihyo a recognised religion in Kwangya?
Yes, of course. รmen.
#30: how does jopping affect the legacy of the colorcolor unnies? chingoo, i don't want to betray my dear morkly!
Fear not, dear jopper: I will strive to find answers to your conundrum. According to this (very reliable) article, Morkly has indeed existed in the same sphere as ColorColor Unnies. In fact, some fans consider him to be the secret fifth member. Personally, I feel that this is inaccurate information - I have never witnessed any ColorColor member jump, pop, or jop. To soothe your concerns though, it is completely acceptable to be a fan of ColorColor girles while jopping. Just be sure to get in enough jumps and pops every day, and you'll be just fine.
#31: can I fart while hopping?
be my guest
#32: bara tiddy tzuyu headphones when? (urgent)
Thank you for presenting such a pressing and urgent inquiry. I have no idea what that means tho sorry
#33: How does one get a degree in Jopping, just like our professor? Are the current Jopping courses enough to complete a Jopping degree?
To attain a degree in the Art of Jopping, one must become fully and completely dedicated to the craft. As for my personal experience, to earn my PhD, BTh, J.D., M.D., and BSN in jopping, I attended many classes at Morkly University in Kwangya. Additionally, I spent decades of my life continuously jumping, popping, and jopping. My collegiate degrees may have come from a scholastic institution, but my real qualification stems from my longing desire to jop day and night. I encourage you to strive for the same dedication, fellow jopper.
#34: Is it possible to teach Abandoned Children the art of hopping?
Absolutely. Anyone can jop, it's just a matter of how well they throw three stacks.
#35: Hey u/chicken_nugget_tree, Professor of Jopping (PhD, BTh, J.D., M.D., BSN), what do all your degrees mean? Where and how long and hard did you spend studying and practising the art jopping to earn all of them? Have you found all the ways to perform the art of jopping yet?
Thank you for asking! Here is a complete listing of my collegiate degrees:
PhD - Doctor of Philosophy in Jopping
BTh - Bachelor of Theology in Jopping
J.D. - Juris Doctor in Jopping
M.D. - Doctor of Medicine in Jopping
BSN - Bachelor of Science in Nursing for Jopping
I am a graduate of Morkly University in Kwangya, and attended for 38 years to acquire all of my degrees. (This does not include my constant hours spent jopping or my Federal Work Study programs.) I feel that no human being can perform perfectly in the art of jopping - though we should certainly try. It takes immense dedication to even come close. In my professional and personal opinion, only Morkly himself (who transcends both humanity and deity) can truly jop comprehensively.
#36: Do aliens have any involvement in the invention of Jopping?
Nรฆvis clearly has some part in the creation of Kwangya and jopping, though it's not completely clear how. (I trust that through faithful jopping, I may one day attain this knowledge.) However, since Kwangya surpasses the boundaries of our current universe, Kwangya and Kwangyeans are not considered "aliens", by the English definition of the word. As for aliens in the known universe, no, I do not think they can jop.
#37: have you ever watched Taemin jop for like 40 hours straight
hell yea
#38: i showed my sister jopping and she thinks im insane ๐๐๐๐what do i do to make her a jopper?
My condolences; it is truly a feeling of deepest regret to have a nonjopper in one's family. My advice is to continue to live out the Joy of the Jop on your own - often, others will simply witness your glorious jopping and come around on their own. Best of luck, faithful jopper.
#39: jop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
jop
#40: I got a REALLY BIG. Mmm I got a really big problem : I can't jop for the life of me. It's really embarassing. Even after looking through the courses, I feel just as incapable of jopping as when I started. How do I stop failing at jopping?
Fear not, my friend! Jopping takes time and patience. To start, I'd recommend listening to Morkly's verse in jopping 1,000-2,000 times per day - you may need to play the song on multiple devices to accomplish this, but it is possible. From there, start to begin both jumping and popping simultaneously. Hope this helps!
#41: ok so i have a question. now that lucas has died from malnutrition in the basement, ishe going to hell (nct) or heaven (superm_? im not religious and i dunno if lucas is but while he was surviving on the last oreo milkshake with the sprinkles i think he probably got a little delerious there and jopped his way into the kingdom of god (or so he prayed). anyways as professional joppers i was wondering if you guys knew if he went to hell or not, like is he jopping up in the clouds orrrrr did he go downstairs..... thenctverse.carrd.co
Truly, my dear friend, we will never know. Only our lord and savior King Morkly can give us that answer. Maybe, with enough jopping, we too may come to know the truth.
#42: What is jopping ??
See #10.
#43: jopping was my 8th top song on my 2023 spotify wrapped...now i'm not proud but i'm not surprised either...
Spoken like a true jopping professional ๐ May Morkly bless you along your journey.
#44: Is it okay to stalk Mork lee to the oblivion, steal his under pants , lick his toothbrush , and shove his used straw up my a- in order to become a jop god myself.๐ค uwu signed by ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฝ๐ช๐ต๐ต๐ ๐ฒ๐ท๐ผ๐ช๐ท๐ฎ
Personally I'd say no, but that is unfortunately between you and Morkly himself.
#45: Does this sub have discord server??
This website does not, but if you are referring to the godless place that is the subreddit r/kpoopheads, no it does not. My apologies, jopper!